China - Having a Mistress is a Profitable Investment

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He bought a house for his mistress (二奶 èr nǎi) in China six years ago for 400,000 yuan, and gave her 3,000 yuan per month for living expenses.

This year, he broke up with her. He sold the house for 1.2 million yuan, making a profit of 600,000 yuan after supporting her for six years. He is grateful to his property developer and to society for giving him the opportunity to enjoy life with his ex-mistress, because having a mistress is now an investment too.

When he told his wife, she slapped him on the face, saying: “Why did you only get one?”

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